Thursday 1 December 2005

Thursday Morning in Teletubby Land.
And a very good morning to those of you joining us. We're live from the forecourt of the BP garage just off the ring road bringing you the latest news traffic, weather and Po developments throughout the day.

In sport, West Bromwich Albion lost to Manchester United in their away game. The final result was 3-1 to Manchester.

In other news, I have applied for yet more jobs and have 571 individuals in my family tree, that comprises some 83 surnames.

The snow has melted and so drivers should be on the lookout for streams of water coarsing down the gutters. This could present a hazard to pedestrians so we would advise the public to take only vital walks.

Later today we will be airing a special edition of this topical news debate magazine tv show adapted for the radio and produced on the internet where we will be uncovering yesterdays news in the form of a new, colourful, extra special, ingenious, huge, mega, extra extra large, big stylee hyperlink to a picture.

Tell your friends. Now we return you to your normal programming.

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