Tuesday 20 December 2005

Hard Work
Yes, another picture stolen from another website.
Yes, I have been working hard despite no update.
The reason for the delay is that the search is taking longer than expected.

I'm looking for a newspaper article (hence the news theme) - but it's involving trawling through nearly every edition of a paper across a span of 40 years.

Oh well, on I go.

Thursday 1 December 2005

Attention.
The news spectacular has been postponed until further notice. We apologise for the great disappointment and trouble this will no doubt cause.
Thursday Morning in Teletubby Land.
And a very good morning to those of you joining us. We're live from the forecourt of the BP garage just off the ring road bringing you the latest news traffic, weather and Po developments throughout the day.

In sport, West Bromwich Albion lost to Manchester United in their away game. The final result was 3-1 to Manchester.

In other news, I have applied for yet more jobs and have 571 individuals in my family tree, that comprises some 83 surnames.

The snow has melted and so drivers should be on the lookout for streams of water coarsing down the gutters. This could present a hazard to pedestrians so we would advise the public to take only vital walks.

Later today we will be airing a special edition of this topical news debate magazine tv show adapted for the radio and produced on the internet where we will be uncovering yesterdays news in the form of a new, colourful, extra special, ingenious, huge, mega, extra extra large, big stylee hyperlink to a picture.

Tell your friends. Now we return you to your normal programming.